Ok, so I have had a week off work because I had to be eviscerated to stop me getting real sick again. I think it works on everything forever so I'm immortal now. Anyway I planned to watch Netflix but couldn't be bothered, instead I became the first person to read the entirety of the internet and let me tell you it is pretty boring. So today, guitar man said he'd come home for lunch because he went back to the studio today. Yesterday he cancelled everything because I came off the morphine tablets and had a 5 minute boohoo looking into the black void, and anyone who has depression, you fucking rock, because that 5 minutes was really really horrible. And we never cry in this family, if you've seen any of us cry then you're in the real inner inner circle. (except for the 12 year old who cried when the chicken died). Aside from that morphine is amazing and I had the best aural hallucinations in the hospital involving lure seeking behaviour by the patient the next bed. Luckily I was too sleepy to inform nursing staff of her nefarious plans to get multiple lures into her body to facilitate drug taking. Anyway I said to guitarman "Imma gonna make something real gourmet for you" because I am bored AF and am meant to be resting up. Because I am now missing a gallbaldder, the hospital gave me a list of foods which they should have entitled "food you know you should eat but nobody does unless they're really boring, and we're giving you this pamphlet so we can say "we told you" but we know you're not gonna follow it, so sucks to be you either way" except that may have been too long to fit on the A5 page. The upshot is reduce fat. Im quite proud that one of my last meals pre surgery.... a pie and a milkshake was mentioned on the avoid list. So in the spirit, if not the letter of the wee booklet I made this for lunch. I really wanted a smoky bacon quiche but because I am being so good and nunlike, instead I smoked a chicken thigh to get that smokey taste and made this. And it smells delicious. You need:
Smoking chicken.
Normally I have Manuka Chips to smoke stuff, but I have lost them. Probably in the great declutter of 2017 which only got halfway. so they'll be stuffed somewhere random. This time I didn't so I had to use tea and rice which is a traditional Japanese way so I look all cultured and shit. You need Tin Foil
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