So I had a craving for a beetroot salad, one of those flash ones you see in cafes, but there's a girl in front of you in the queue wearing activewear, that she actually does active things while wearing, and she buys some and it's $7.00 for a small plate and you think "Fuck that! I could buy a pie for three bucks". Then you buy the salmon eggs benedict which cost $17 because of the hollandaise (mmmm hollandaise) but it's got spinach on it so it's probably healthy. Anyway I was trawling op-shops ostensibly to buy a peacoat for guitar man so he will look like a pea-cock-cock-cock, that Katy Perry song isn't about the bird, when I saw a pair of new lee jeans that made my butt look amazing. I couldn't quite do them up, so hence the salads, I could just lay down on my stomach when wearing them, so you can't see they don't quite do up but that kinda defeats the purpose of clothes. I also bought some old-man needle cords to wear (so comfy), and some calvin klein going-to-work pants. Anyway peacoats are sexy as fuck, and the man would look even more gorgeous in one, I've attached a picture so you can see what I'm talking about. Anyway I went on a salad frenzy. I may put all the recipes up because I am working at home, and you know. Work. One of the salads was coleslaw but I forgot the apple and added some chipotle sauce into the dressing. But I ate the salads with bacon and egg pie, and I make a mean bacon and egg pie, so it kinda defeated the purpose. And some red wine. Soon I won't be able to do my old-man cords up. Beetroot Salad you need
Here is a picture of a bum in lee jeans. Sadly not my bum., though soon* it will be. *results may vary.
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